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misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

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trezpassing:

my need to feel wanted just makes me feel pathetic. cause I’m not fucking wanted

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1612th:

english words that pitbull knows

  • party
  • miami

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crumbier:

if I swallow magnets will I become attractive

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raininoctober:

CUTTING PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR LIFE HURTS THEM TOO AND YOU SAID YOUD ALWAYS BE HERE FOR ME BUT WHERE ARE YOU????

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prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

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heliolisk:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

what happened to my post

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winterfvll:

When all you want is to lay under the sheets next to someone, and to feel their warm skin against yours. To hear their heart beat slowly as if they feel safer in that moment then they ever have before. To fall asleep knowing you’ll wake up to their perfect self and adorable sleepy voice the next morning and everything will be okay.

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dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

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"I think I was blind before I met you. This is the first day of my life."

— First Day of my Life - Bright Eyes (via subwaywhore)

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